Blondo dude avoids being run over

Blondo dude, as always walking down the street very unsafely. I mean very unsafely he was walking down the street like a sloth, perhaps even slower. and then down the road i seen 2 of the fastest cars racing across the road like a monstrous cheetah. he didn't hear or see anything, maybe he was blind AND deaf, the car was an inch away from blondo dude he dropped he did not die (unfortunately) but his whole entire face was chopped

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